I always talk about how cool it is living in a retirement community. Older folks are pretty cool and they have a great sense of humor.
Best of all, they share their comedy with friends. I keep in touch with all my buyers and they just love my sense of humor, and find a need to send me all kinds of jokes and comics.
I love sharing them with you all.
Enjoy!
THE OLDER CROWD
A distraught senior citizen
phoned her doctor's office.
'Is it true,' she wanted to know,
'that the medication
you prescribed has to be taken
for the rest of my life?'
'Yes, I'm afraid so,' the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence
before the senior lady replied,
'I 'm wondering, then,
just how serious is my condition
because this prescription is marked
'NO REFILLS'.'
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An older gentleman was
on the operating table
awaiting surgery
and he insisted that his son,
a renowned surgeon,
perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia,
he asked to speak to his son.
'Yes, Dad, what is it? '
'Don't be nervous, son;
do your best
and just remember,
if it doesn't go well,
if something happens to me,
your mother
is going to come and
live with you and your wife....'
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Aging:
Eventually you will reach a point
when you stop lying about your age
and start bragging about it.
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The older we get,
the fewer things
seem worth waiting in line for.
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Some people
try to turn back their odometers.
Not me!
I want people to know 'why'
I look this way.
I've travelled a long way
and some of the roads weren't paved.
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When you are dissatisfied
and would like to go back to youth,
think of Algebra.
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You know you are getting old when
everything either dries up or leaks.
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One of the many things
no one tells you about aging
is that it is such a nice change
from being young.
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Ah, being young is beautiful,
but being old is comfortable.
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First you forget names,
then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up your zipper.
It's worse when
you forget to pull it down.
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Long ago
when men cursed
and beat the ground with sticks,
it was called witchcraft...
Today, it's called golf.
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I love to share my comedy because in today's America, we certainly need some relief from the insanity that goes on in our daily lives. A good laugh helps to make the day seem not so bad after all.
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Bob, thanks for sharing these. I have to agree, seniors say the funniest things and they don't care whether they're PC or not. lol
Clark, I think you need to change your batteries. I'm hearing an echo.
Yoli, I've finally found my niche. I haven't been PC for years.
Good ones, Bob. As we get older, I think we learn to enjoy life more because we live to please ourselves, not others.
Loved the golf one.
In comedy we can see the real face of our lives. With 75 million Americans facing "older age' they definitely will not spend time standing in line! Makes you pause to think what that will do for our country and it's debt.
Bob- I can always count on you for a good laugh.
Rick, I totally agree with you. I no longer worry about trying to please others.
Home Realty Group. It will cause our debt makers to rethink their strategy. I've seen the wrath of the older generation here. They usually get their way.
Kevin, comic relief is good for the soul.
winkin'
Good work fun, Bob. Watch out for those crafty seniors! -Steve
Hello Bob - Thanks for the laughs. I need to start writing down some of the stuff I hear while working.