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Sunday morning chuckle

I received this in an email this morning from one of my buyers.  He's a 82yr old Navy retiree.  Need I say more?

I've  often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that  you're retired?'  

 Well..I'm fortunate to  have a chemical engineering  background, and one of the things
I enjoy most is  turning beer, wine, Scotch, and margaritas into  urine.

And  I'm pretty damn good at it,  too!!

I do this brought a smile to your face, I know I'm smiling.

 

10 comments • Bob Cumiskey, US Army Retired, Your Sun City Center, Florida ~ Realtor • August 16 2009 11:44AM

If she hasn't ...

I received this photo in an email entitled "If she hasn't she will".  



I will say, that at first I wasn't too sure what the title meant, until I studied the photo more closely, and increased the size of it.  In the email, it was small and you really couldn't see the lion in the grass in the background.  

I have no idea whether it was photo shopped or if it is an actual picture.    All I can say for sure, is I do believe she has.  What say you?
7 comments • Bob Cumiskey, US Army Retired, Your Sun City Center, Florida ~ Realtor • August 04 2009 12:14PM

Together at last

 Living in a age restricted community, and dealing with the older generation quite often, this doesn't surprise me in the least.

I received this from one of my buyers who I might add, are old enough to be my parents.  He always has a good joke for me when I visit, and she reminds me very much of the little lady on the left with her hand on her cheek.  The one answering the question at the end. 
Enjoy!

   LORD,... THEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER


Judy got married and had 13 children.  Her first husband, Ted, died of cancer.

She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children.  Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.

Judy *again*, remarried,.... and this time, she & John  had 5 more children.

Judy finally died, after having 25 children.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.

He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,
"Lord, they are finally together."

Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret:





"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"

Margaret replied:.....
"I think he means her *legs*, Ethel...."
2 comments • Bob Cumiskey, US Army Retired, Your Sun City Center, Florida ~ Realtor • August 04 2009 11:40AM

Little girls know how to outsmart little boys!

I received this cute email from a friend and he asked if it reminded me much of my grandchildren.

I had to laugh, because I could picture my youngest granddaughter doing this.  She's very smart.  Or, so she thinks.

Enjoy!


Undies


 Little Susie goes home from school and tells her mum that the boys keep  asking her to do cartwheels because she's very good at them ?

Mom said : " YOU should say NO - they only want to look at your undies".

 Susie said: " I know they do, that's why I hide them in my backpack"!!


3 comments • Bob Cumiskey, US Army Retired, Your Sun City Center, Florida ~ Realtor • August 02 2009 11:23AM