I got this email on a security system and thought at first it was serious. One of my sellers had just called me to remind me that she has a security system in her home. Needless to say, the email peaked my interest. After the second line, I realized it was a joke. There weren't any pictures, and it seemed a bit dull, so I added some pics to give it some zing.
How to install a
home security system:for less than $12.00 Bucks
1. Go to the Goodwill
Store
and buy a pair
of men's work boots, size14-16 (well used).
2. Place them on the
front porch
along with a
copy of Gun and Ammo magazine.
3. Put a couple of BIG
dog dishes
next
to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your
door that reads:
Hey
Bubba!
Big
Jim, Duke, Slim and Me gone for more ammo. We'll get back in about 1
hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls--
they
got after the mailman this
morning
and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in
it,
but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all the
dogs
in the house .
Better
just wait outside till we get back.
Cooter
Now, you just have to hope any thief that thinks to break in can read.
On that happy note, I'll say, "Ya'll come back now, ya hear?"
