This picture freaked me
out. I don't know how I would react if lightning struck and
this is what I saw.
Oil Rig Picture - Apr.3.2008
TEXAS TORNADO
Does this give you warm
'fuzzies' about living in Tornado Ally?
When the lightning
flashes, this is not what you want to
see.
Taken Thursday night,
April 3, 2008 ..
Lariat # 2 - Sandridge
Energy
South of Ft Stockton,TX
OMG! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
When I read this, I couldn't help
but laugh. Wonder where my brain was. Enjoy!
A Quickie in the Bushes
There are two
statues in a park;
one of a nude man and one
of
a nude
woman.
They
had been
facing each other across a pathway for a
hundred
years,
when one day an angel comes down from the sky
and,
with a
single gesture, brings the two to life.
The
angel tells
them, 'As a reward for being so patient
through
a
hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you
have
been given
life for thirty minutes to do what
you've
wished
to do the most.'
He
looks at
her, she looks at him, and they go running
behind
the
shrubbery.
The
angel waits
patiently as the bushes rustle and
giggling
ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out
of
breath and
laughing.
The
angel tells
them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes
left,
would you
care to do it again?'
He
asks her
'Shall we?'
She
eagerly
replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's
change
positions. This time, I'll hold the
Pigeon
down and
you shit on its head.'
------AND WHAT
WERE YOU THINKING????
I'm back from my trip to California, and I have a ton of pictures to share.
My first and probably my favorite is of this tree I came upon at the top of San Jacinto Mountain in Palm Spring, CA. Even though it's dead, I thought it was beautiful. It has such character and such great lines. It had to have been a beauty in it's day.

So, what say you all? It this a thing of Beauty or a Beast?
HOW TO CHANGE YOUR OIL
Men:
1.
Go to O'Reilly auto parts and write a check for 50 dollars
for oil, filter, oil lift (AKA kitty litter), hand cleaner and scented
tree.
2. Discover
that the used oil container is full. Instead of taking it back to
O'Reilly to recycle, dump in hole in back yard.
3. Open a beer
and drink it.
4. Jack car up.
Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
5. Find jack
stands under kid's pedal car.
6. In
frustration, open another beer and drink it.
7. Place drain
pan under engine.
8. Look for
9/16 box end wrench.
9. Give up and
use crescent wrench.
10. Unscrew drain plug.
11. Drop drain plug in
pan of hot oil; get hot oil on you in process.
12. Clean up.
13. Have another beer
while oil is draining.
14. Look for oil filter
wrench.
15. Give up; poke oil
filter with Phillips screwdriver and twist it off.
15. Beer.
16. Buddy shows up;
finish case with him. Finish oil change tomorrow.
17. Next day, drag pan
full of old oil out from underneath car.
18. Throw oil lift (AKA
kitty litter) on oil spilled during step 18.
19. Beer. No, drank it
all yesterday.
20. Walk to 7-11; buy
beer.
21. Install new oil
filter making sure to apply thin coat of clean oil to gasket first.
22. Dump first quart of
fresh oil into engine.
23. Remember drain plug
from step 11.
24. Hurry to find drain
plug in drain pan.
25. Hurry to replace
drain plug before the whole quart of fresh oil drains onto floor.
26. Slip with wrench and
bang knuckles on frame.
27. Bang head on floor
board in reaction.
28. Begin cussing fit.
29. Throw wrench.
30. Cuss for additional
10 minutes because wrench hit Miss December(1992) in the left boob.
31. Clean up; apply
Band-Aid to knuckle.
32. Beer.
33. Beer.
34. Dump in additional 4
quarts of oil.
35. Beer.
36. Lower car from jack
stands.
37. Accidentally crush
one of the jack stands.
38. Move car back to
apply more oil lift (AKA kitty litter) to fresh oil spilled during step
23.
39. Drive car.
Women:
1.
Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 since the
last oil change.
2. Drink a cup
of coffee.
2. 15 minutes
later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.
Well, Here I
sit, 2 days later still waiting on the effects of TS Fay.
Originally this
storm was set to come right up the west coast.
As it got closer it
looked like it would run right up the center of the state.
The reports almost seemed like they were hoping it would
strengthen.

After hitting land, they decided it looked like it might go over to the
Atlantic, but then again, maybe not. Now they seemed
disappointed that it didn't amount to much more than a TS, although
there was one report of a wind gust of 78 mph, which is Hurricane
strength.

Then it was decided it would do what they called a "boomerang".
What are we in Australia? There was a bit of a
glint that the storm was getting stronger than weaker. Very
unusual.

Currently, the storm is sitting off the Atlantic coast of Florida near
Cape Canaveral. Supposedly it is going to make that turn to
the west yet. Soon. By tomorrow morning.
Maybe tomorrow
afternoon, or not. We'll see come tomorrow.
We have been
very lucky here in Sun City Center and the central west coast
to have dodged the bullet once
again.
Hopefully, tomorrow
afternoon my plane for California will take off from Tampa and I will
be on my way before the storm threatens us again.
Maybe when I get back on
Tuesday night, it will be heading back east again.
I know I make fun of the
weather folks and the storm chasers, but I also know this has truly been one
unpredictable storm. My thoughts and prayers go out to those
who suffered damage due to it.
A special thanks goes out
to all those who expressed concerns for the
residents of florida during this.
God Bless and stay safe.
I received this email
about snakes.
My friend(?) obviously
knows I have a huge
fear of snakes.
The title of
this
particular email said :
This is EXACTLY why you
never kill a black colored snake!!!!!!
I should have known better.
Living in a very populated Tampa Bay, Florida area, we see our fair
share of critters and snakes, so I did know what I was getting ready to
look at, but not in my wildest dreams could I have guessed.
I really hesitated to open this, but I'm a thrill seeker. Oh
what a thrill. Now I really am scared.
Apparantly this is an Indigo Blue Snake and a Rattle Snake (somewhere
in Texas -
Thank God!). The Rattler lost.
Gone!
HOLY
CRAP!!!!
There was a series of 16 pictures. I didn't think anyone
really wanted to see all of them, but if you do, I'd be happy to send
them. To me, This is just too much. I'm gonna have
freakin
nightmares for weeks to come.
I commend whoever took these great photos - for their lack of fear and
their steady hand. And how lucky to just so happen to have a
camera in hand.
Have a great day!
For those Florida
Residents who don't already have a Hurricane Preparedness, I downloaded
one from our local BayNews 9 station. They've put together a
excellent comprehensive kit and I wanted to share it with all who might
be interested.
As Realtors we should
probably make sure our out of state newcomers have a copy of this list.
It's quite extensive and I'm sure will be most helpful even
to the most seasoned Hurricane Veteran.
Hurricane
Kit
Flashlights and extra
bulbs
Battery-operated
radio
Fully charged
battery-operated lanterns. Don't get candles and kerosene lanterns.
They are fire hazards. (I
know this goes against the safety warning just given, but I would have
these items handy just in case, and use extra caution should you need
to use them)
Extra batteries
Matches
Clock (wind-up or
battery-operated)
Plastic garbage bags
Working fire
extinguishers
Scissors
Clean change of
clothes, rain gear, sturdy swamp boots
An inexpensive
rabbit-ears television antenna to use if cable goes out (can't help but wonder what
we will do when rabbit-ears will no longer work)
I would add
- Recharge all rechargeable batteries and battery operated
items.
Another Item I would add (I didn't see this listed anywhere) ~ keep a
gas powered grill handy. I know we used it to cook on when
the power went out.
House Checklist
Gather supplies early
Store loose outdoor
items
Anchor small sheds
Trim dead branches
from trees and shrubs
Put chorine in pool -
protect filter motor
Tape or board up
windows
Fill gas tank of cars
- park in safe place
Remove valuables
(furniture and rugs) from the floor
Move furniture away
from window - cover with plastic
Put important
documents in waterproof container
Get extra cash (ATMs
may lose power)
Keep tuned to Bay
News 9 for the latest information (stay tuned to your local
station)
Food
and Water
Bottled water. Figure
on a gallon of drinking water per person per day.
Shelf-package juice
and milk boxes
Canned and powdered
milk
Beverages (powdered
or canned, fruit juices, instant coffee, tea)
Prepared foods
(canned soups, beef, spaghetti, tuna, chicken, ham, corned beef hash,
fruit cocktail, packaged pudding)
Canned vegetables and
fruits
Dried fruits
Snacks (crackers,
cookies, hard candy, nuts)
Snack spreads (peanut
butter, cheese spreads, jelly)
Cereals
Raw vegetables
Sugar, salt, pepper
Bread
Dry and canned pet
food
Right now, buy all
the nonperishable foods you will need, put them in a box and leave them
alone, except to rotate stock. Stock up on ice and pack coolers as
early as possible. Freezing them ahead of time is less hassle than
fighting for them at a store.
Before the storm,
turn your refrigerator and freezer to the coldest setting and drape
blankets over them, but keep bottom vents clear. Then move perishables
you'll use first into ice chests to limit opening of refrigerators.
Designate one cooler
you will open regularly; fill that with drinks and less perishable
items. Set aside other coolers for more perishable things such as meats
and open them only rarely.
Crank up your ice
maker, break out the ice cube trays or fill jugs with water, so you can
be making and storing ice in your freezer or coolers around the clock.
Store cubes or small
blocks of ice in sealed bags and containers so you can drink it after
it melts.
Clean your bathtub
out, then wash it with bleach. Rinse thoroughly. If possible, line it
with plastic. Then fill it and as many clean bottles as you can with
drinking water. Fill your toilet tank; you'll want it to flush after
the storm.
Hardware
Hand tools - hammer,
screwdrivers to use now, shovel and pickax for after the storm
Power screwdriver
4x8-foot sheets of
plywood 5/8-inch to 1/2-inch thick to put over windows. Ask for
exterior plywood.
1/4 machine screw
sockets and screws
Plastic sheeting to
cover furniture
Rope
Sturdy working gloves
Duct tape to
waterproof items; masking tape isn't strong enough.
Canvas tarps
Nails. There are many
kinds, so look over your home now and determine what you will need.
Medical
Needs
Medic-alert tags
Insect-repellent
sprays and candles
Feminine hygiene
items
Sunscreen
Soap
First-aid kit and
first-aid handbook
A supply of any
prescription drugs
Extra
over-the-counter medicine (for colds, allergies, cough)
Children's medicines
Aspirin
Bandages
Adhesive tape
Cotton-tipped swabs
Antiseptic solution
Sterile rolls,
bandages
Ear drops
Thermometer
Tweezers
Needles
Disinfectant
Baby
Needs
Disposable diapers,
wipes
Formula, baby food
Diaper rash ointment,
petroleum jelly
Baby medicines (pain,
cold, cough)
Medicine dropper
Emergency Toilet
Small can with tight
lid
Plastic bags for
liners
Disinfectant or
bleach
Deodorizer
Kitchen Supplies
Plastic to line
bathtub to fill with water
Jugs or containers to
store water
Water purification
tablets (usually available only in drug stores), 2 percent tincture of
iodine or ordinary household bleach, which contains hypochlorite as its
only active ingredient - not bleach with soap, lemon or other
additives.
Manual can opener
Bottle opener
Matches
Pocketknife -
preferably Swiss Army style
Camp stove or other
cooking device and plenty of fuel. Use canned fuel, not charcoal or gas
Disposable dishes
Ice chests or coolers
Paper plates,
napkins, cutlery, cups
If you have special
dietary needs, be sure to have these items handy
Items in red are some tips I added based on our last encounter with a
TS/Hurricane.
Stay safe in the Hurricane Season.